Crappy photos 101

I think this photo is quite average. I had 6 hours and a cloudy day to come up with a reflection shot. I wanted to take a photo of a reflection of someone hanging by their neck in a mall but hey... trees and flowers are good too I guess.

What the hell is this? Part II

The eggs have turned black. My theory is that the ham that I thought should have accompanied the green eggs was actually stored inside the eggs which has quite obviously gone off in the sun.

The long, green sticky bit sort of looks like grass but I like to think that the eggs have eaten a small frog for nourishment. They must be French eggs.

New segment: What the hell is this?

These Fluro green eggs appeared for the second time on my 'sittin' stump' out the back. What the hell are they?

The first time they appeared I sat on them in the dark. They made a funny popping noise and stained my pants. Nature has a beautiful way of adapting and now the eggs are on the side of the stump. Genius!

I looked around for the ham that should accompany green eggs but couldn't find any. I'm guessing that it's size would be proportionally tiny to match the eggs so I might need a microscope to find it.

Wise words

Someone once said that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.


That's a fucking stupid thing to say! The guy must have been a real dick to come up with that.

In the mail

My M3 movie player is in the mail! Yeeehaa! Now I'll be able to watch TPB's where ever I go. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing.

Free love tips: Volume 1

Too lazy to go get real flowers? Can't justify the hefty pricetag? Then Cheap Arse Bastards Flowers are for you. Just do an image search in google for the type and ammount of flowers you are too cheap to buy and 'Hey Presto!' You've won over a loved one! Just don't forget to personalise them with a special message.

These ones are for you, sweetie!

Neolithic Shakespeare

There once was a man called Brice
Who had a terrible vice
He puckered his bum and let rip a huge one
which killed a whole family of mice.

Waiting for Dave

Five and one half hours in, Dave is still a no-show. Come on Dave!

Hey Max, leave a comment and see if it works. Make it something funny like "Hey, you suck idiot!"

Zen and the art of stupid

Is water still wet if you don't touch it?






Of course it is! Its the same sort of thing as if a tree fell on a mime in the woods. You would still be able to hear the mafia guy that he owed money to laughing from his limo.

Lazarian dreams

My $20 laser pointer is going to make me some money. How? I have a cunning plan...