Wise words

Someone once said that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.


That's a fucking stupid thing to say! The guy must have been a real dick to come up with that.

In the mail

My M3 movie player is in the mail! Yeeehaa! Now I'll be able to watch TPB's where ever I go. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing.

Free love tips: Volume 1

Too lazy to go get real flowers? Can't justify the hefty pricetag? Then Cheap Arse Bastards Flowers are for you. Just do an image search in google for the type and ammount of flowers you are too cheap to buy and 'Hey Presto!' You've won over a loved one! Just don't forget to personalise them with a special message.

These ones are for you, sweetie!

Neolithic Shakespeare

There once was a man called Brice
Who had a terrible vice
He puckered his bum and let rip a huge one
which killed a whole family of mice.

Waiting for Dave

Five and one half hours in, Dave is still a no-show. Come on Dave!

Hey Max, leave a comment and see if it works. Make it something funny like "Hey, you suck idiot!"