Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
XenonMKV: Video transcoder
XenonMKV (formerly MKVOfDeath) is a Windows frontend utility, similar to GOTsent and Videora Xbox Converter. It repackages high-definition H.264/x264 video and 5.1 audio contained in MKV files to an MP4 format that the Xbox 360 can play.
XenonMKV
XenonMKV
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Courtroom Quotations
- Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
- Witness: "I forget."
- Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
Friday, December 04, 2009
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
FMyLife
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
FML: Your everyday life stories
FML: Your everyday life stories
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Why did the chicken croos the road?
INFILTEC: HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy
Johnny Cochran: The chicken didn't cross the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Politics ExplainedThursday, November 26, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
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