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Monday, December 07, 2009
Courtroom Quotations
Lawyer:
"This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness:
"I forget."
Lawyer:
"You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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