How to become a guaranteed millionaire in fifty million easy steps!

1. Deposit 5 cents in to an account that is has no transaction fees
2. Withdraw 3 cents at an over the counter eftpos terminal
3. Recieve your rounded up 5 cents - a clear 2 cents profit! (is Australia the only place to do this?)
4. Repeat fifty million times

If each cycle of the steps only takes 30 seconds, you would be a millionare in as little as 47 and a half years!