Pants are for wearing

Went swimming today and got water in my ear. Every time I stick my head underwater it seems my listening holes fill up with fluid that just won't be budged. The stupid thing is though - I know I can't get it out, you know I can't get it out, yet I still waggle my head around like a friggin' moron until I get dizzy and pass out.

I'm mooning you!

Daytime, trees, moon, camera with a dirty picture taking thingy. You know what I mean... that plate bit that makes the photos go click. The dog ate my puffer :(

...and this is from someone who can use photoshop

For someone who was working with a smaller compressed image, I think this is pretty friggin' sweet.

I suck at Photoshop

Here is the before shot. Took this one over about 2 minutes in a dark park area. Below is the chopped version which I tried to make "spooky"™

Non cropped or shopped slop.

The above shot was taken over 2:38 seconds as a boat passed with a really small aperture. Well the boat didn't have a really small aperture as the quite poorly constructed first sentence would lead you to believe and this poorly executed second sentence should be disregarded all together entirely. This sentence is just for show. This one is just to prove to myself that I can still start and finish a

My first cropped photo

I feel so dirty.

Water in the air

Light Field Photography

This is really cool

You can take one exposure and then re-focus when you get home.

Craptacular macrosities

My backyard has some really interesting things in it. Here are some pics of the not so interesting stuff.

Recycling the trailer park way

Recipe for recycling:

1 Slingshot
1 really solid piece of glass
100 rocks
Enough beer to lubricate slinging elbow and create more 'recycling'
A steady aim