Monday, November 30, 2009

Why did the chicken croos the road?

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INFILTEC: HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy
Johnny Cochran: The chicken didn't cross the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.


Funky



Friday, November 27, 2009

Handy Latin Phrases

Politics Explained

Illuminati

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Politics Explained


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Perception

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Something to think about….

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.



Perception « Bits Of Wisdom


Insane! Kiteboarders jump over Worthing pier



Friday, November 13, 2009

A Man Called Rainbo

I really need to find the full version of this movie. I've been searching for about 3 years. Big prizes* for anyone who finds it.




*prize may suck