A really good practical joke

Some 'mates' of this guy buy a ticket with the same winning numbers of the night befores lotto draw. He gets quite excited when he thinks he has won.

Funny

Ingenious Disaster

I love it when this sort of thing happens and it isn't me they are talking about.

"A Paw Paw man who became lost in the Calhoun County countryside Wednesday morning attempted something new after his car became stuck in the mud of a field driveway.

Sheriff's Lt. James McDonagh reports that the man tried to push his car out of the mud along Half Mile Road near J Drive South, but realized he couldn't be in two places at once. So he weighted the accelerator down with a metal tool box and then proceeded to push on the back of his rear-wheel-drive car.

This apparently worked too well, for the car then sped off at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour across a muddy cut bean field. But, of course, no one was at the wheel.

With the man giving chase, the car became airborne at a couple of places as it sped a half mile across the field, eventually coming to a stop after running into a tree.

No one had been hurt, and deputies decided not to issue the 29-year-old man a ticket. "

The most reliable source in the world.

Super dooper ultra funky

This has to be the coolest thing ever. A fully working C64 built in to my favourite joystick of all time.

See the comments for a big list of easter eggs for it. Mmmmm... C64eggs.

Guess what this is...

One of the knids (not a typo, that's what they are called now) was trying one of his 'experiments' which usually involves fucking up some of my expensive shit in spectacular fashion. To my surprise, this time instead of the waterballon that he was freezing exploding and blowing up half the electrical stuff in the house, he made a cool thing.

The reason it worked though is because he was impatient. I don't know whether impatientness is a virtue but I now realise that it has a valuable place in the scientific community right up there with stupidity. If it wasn't for stupid people, who would have eaten all the chemicals that we now know will kill you? Well this time the impatientness resulted in a slightly frozen water balloon. When he pulled it out it popped but amazingly (and for the first time ever in the history of these experiments) didn't wreck anything of mine. YAY! When this happened all the centre water leaked out leaving a crispy ice boob 8)

And who says knids are good for nothing?

Sunray

Moonring

Hehehe... I said ring.

What the hell is this?: Part III

The eggs are back and in basically the same spot. I really need to know what these are...

Where the hell was my camera?

I have seen meteors before but nothing like this. It was incredible. The thing seemed to be about a kilometre away at eye level and covered the entire length of the horizon in what seemed to be about 6 seconds. Blue flames were shooting out the back and I could see red particles flying off around it as it slowly arced towards the earth. The tail must have been a few hundred metres long. It hadn't burned out when I lost sight of it so i'm pretty sure it must have hit somewhere. Freaking unbelievable. But the weirdest thing of all is last night I dreamed almost the exact same thing. It looked identical to my dream with the blue tail with the red sparks but the whole scene was reversed. In my dream it cam down on a sharper angle and was moving from right to left instead of left to right. As I was watching the real thing tonight, I broke out in goosebumps because my dream ended in a huge explosion when the thing hit. I had a full 6 to 10 second of the most eerie feeling just waiting for the bang... I think I need to lie down.

Edit: It looked a little like this but with a more 'wavy' tail, shallower angle and a lot more red junk sparking off the front.

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Wonky angles and predictable subjects

Beer is good. That is all.

Adventure Game Studio

Some fantastic chap has made himself some adventure games using the AGS. I think this might inspire me to get off my rump and finally make the adventure game that I was born to make. It's about a skunk that can't stand his own smell and runs around freaking out alot. Hmmm... I just made that up but it doesn't sound as dumb as my real idea.

http://www.vanwijst.com/games/

A glimpse of the past

A guy buys up old cameras that have film left in them and then developes the photos. It's sort of eerie checking out photos of people who are dead and never got to see the photos for themselves.

http://westfordcomp.com/updated/found.htm

Crappy photos 101

I think this photo is quite average. I had 6 hours and a cloudy day to come up with a reflection shot. I wanted to take a photo of a reflection of someone hanging by their neck in a mall but hey... trees and flowers are good too I guess.

What the hell is this? Part II

The eggs have turned black. My theory is that the ham that I thought should have accompanied the green eggs was actually stored inside the eggs which has quite obviously gone off in the sun.

The long, green sticky bit sort of looks like grass but I like to think that the eggs have eaten a small frog for nourishment. They must be French eggs.

New segment: What the hell is this?

These Fluro green eggs appeared for the second time on my 'sittin' stump' out the back. What the hell are they?

The first time they appeared I sat on them in the dark. They made a funny popping noise and stained my pants. Nature has a beautiful way of adapting and now the eggs are on the side of the stump. Genius!

I looked around for the ham that should accompany green eggs but couldn't find any. I'm guessing that it's size would be proportionally tiny to match the eggs so I might need a microscope to find it.

Wise words

Someone once said that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.


That's a fucking stupid thing to say! The guy must have been a real dick to come up with that.

In the mail

My M3 movie player is in the mail! Yeeehaa! Now I'll be able to watch TPB's where ever I go. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing.

Free love tips: Volume 1

Too lazy to go get real flowers? Can't justify the hefty pricetag? Then Cheap Arse Bastards Flowers are for you. Just do an image search in google for the type and ammount of flowers you are too cheap to buy and 'Hey Presto!' You've won over a loved one! Just don't forget to personalise them with a special message.

These ones are for you, sweetie!

Neolithic Shakespeare

There once was a man called Brice
Who had a terrible vice
He puckered his bum and let rip a huge one
which killed a whole family of mice.

Waiting for Dave

Five and one half hours in, Dave is still a no-show. Come on Dave!

Hey Max, leave a comment and see if it works. Make it something funny like "Hey, you suck idiot!"

Zen and the art of stupid

Is water still wet if you don't touch it?






Of course it is! Its the same sort of thing as if a tree fell on a mime in the woods. You would still be able to hear the mafia guy that he owed money to laughing from his limo.

Lazarian dreams

My $20 laser pointer is going to make me some money. How? I have a cunning plan...