Monday, October 17, 2005

New segment: What the hell is this?




These Fluro green eggs appeared for the second time on my 'sittin' stump' out the back. What the hell are they?

The first time they appeared I sat on them in the dark. They made a funny popping noise and stained my pants. Nature has a beautiful way of adapting and now the eggs are on the side of the stump. Genius!

I looked around for the ham that should accompany green eggs but couldn't find any. I'm guessing that it's size would be proportionally tiny to match the eggs so I might need a microscope to find it.

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