One of the knids (not a typo, that's what they are called now) was trying one of his 'experiments' which usually involves fucking up some of my expensive shit in spectacular fashion. To my surprise, this time instead of the waterballon that he was freezing exploding and blowing up half the electrical stuff in the house, he made a cool thing.
The reason it worked though is because he was impatient. I don't know whether impatientness is a virtue but I now realise that it has a valuable place in the scientific community right up there with stupidity. If it wasn't for stupid people, who would have eaten all the chemicals that we now know will kill you? Well this time the impatientness resulted in a slightly frozen water balloon. When he pulled it out it popped but amazingly (and for the first time ever in the history of these experiments) didn't wreck anything of mine. YAY! When this happened all the centre water leaked out leaving a crispy ice boob 8)
And who says knids are good for nothing?
The reason it worked though is because he was impatient. I don't know whether impatientness is a virtue but I now realise that it has a valuable place in the scientific community right up there with stupidity. If it wasn't for stupid people, who would have eaten all the chemicals that we now know will kill you? Well this time the impatientness resulted in a slightly frozen water balloon. When he pulled it out it popped but amazingly (and for the first time ever in the history of these experiments) didn't wreck anything of mine. YAY! When this happened all the centre water leaked out leaving a crispy ice boob 8)
And who says knids are good for nothing?
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